Okay, you're thinking, "What the WTF?!!" It's okay. Allow me to explain.
Basically this box stems from two posts on the Haze forums:
"I don't understand why the Wii is always left out for these good looking games like Haze. Wii has all the potential to make just as great a game as any other one on the PS3 or 360. Especially Haze, just imagine: you'll be doing all the controls yourself, like throwing the knives, aiming your weapons, reloading- everything would be twice as fun. So what does everyone else think?"
"Actually, I have strong factual evidence that the Wii is most likely more powerful than the PS3 and 360 combined. And this is coming from someone who has a PS3, and used to have a 360. So never underestimate what the Wii can do, because I'm sure it can easily create a game that's at least 100fps."
You know why the Wii isn't going to get Haze? Because it would look like THIS.
I'm not saying the Wii has bad graphics, I'm saying it's graphics are no where near up to par with the 360 or the PS3, and a gorgeous, complex game like Haze would be reduced to a less exaggerated version of this on it.
At first, I thought it was funny because of it's "hazy" theme, but then I read your description at #1, and I'm pissed right now. Fine, go play your 360 or PS3, I'm fine with what I have right now.
#17, rational as in liking your box, and not counter-argumenting?
sorry, but i don't find this funny.
The wii has alot of capability, probably more then the ps2, and i don't know,but FF12 made me WOW at certain moments though.
Oh, and don't forget SMG.
Agreed with #6 and #16.
#18, Rational as in not taking things too seriously and not assuming that I made this out of malice or as a blatant attack on a system. Again, not saying the Wii has bad graphics. I'm saying it can't handle a game like Haze. Most of the time, Wii ports look kind of bad. Games for the Wii built from the ground up don't.
so far only the first party nintendo games on wii (metroid prime 3, super mario galaxy, and a few others) have really impressed me graphic-wise on the wii. i think that developers really just haven't pushed it to its limits yet.
ok, you should have just made it that the joke was that it's all blurry because it's covered in haze. like... you can't see very well. That would have made people happier, and you know what, it would have made more sence too. sorry to post oldish boxes :O
#2, you make no damn sense. You say the Wii has good graphics, but yet you made this box to make fun of the Wii's capabilities. The front is just blurred crap. This box isn't even close to being humorous. It's amazing how little things you have to do if you spent the time to make this.
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uhhh kind of funny
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Okay, you're thinking, "What the WTF?!!" It's okay. Allow me to explain.
Basically this box stems from two posts on the Haze forums:
"I don't understand why the Wii is always left out for these good looking games like Haze. Wii has all the potential to make just as great a game as any other one on the PS3 or 360. Especially Haze, just imagine: you'll be doing all the controls yourself, like throwing the knives, aiming your weapons, reloading- everything would be twice as fun. So what does everyone else think?"
"Actually, I have strong factual evidence that the Wii is most likely more powerful than the PS3 and 360 combined. And this is coming from someone who has a PS3, and used to have a 360. So never underestimate what the Wii can do, because I'm sure it can easily create a game that's at least 100fps."
You know why the Wii isn't going to get Haze? Because it would look like THIS.
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The Wii has great graphics. I don't find this very funny.
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I only lol'd at the thing on the back with the header being curved cause of the template lol
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I laughed. Then I read your description, realized the joke intended was actually not funny.
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#6, agreed. I thought it was suppossed to be hazey
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#6, I sorta agree, although I never laughed.
I think you really REALLY should play SMG or Zack & Wiki before making a box like this. :|
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I agree with #6. I thought it was funny, until I found out what the joke was, and then I was just pissed.
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I'm not saying the Wii has bad graphics, I'm saying it's graphics are no where near up to par with the 360 or the PS3, and a gorgeous, complex game like Haze would be reduced to a less exaggerated version of this on it.
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I think its funny. Its just a joke people seriously. +Fav.
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#11, we know that, we just don't think it's funny.
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At first, I thought it was funny because of it's "hazy" theme, but then I read your description at #1, and I'm pissed right now. Fine, go play your 360 or PS3, I'm fine with what I have right now.
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MY GOD! I WASN'T ATTACKING THE WII! I LIKE THE WII!
Jeez.
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nice, lolz
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only gonna start an argument...all 3 consoles are unique in their own way. the box in the other hand i found quite funny =D
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#16, Thank you. Finally someone rational.
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#17, rational as in liking your box, and not counter-argumenting?
sorry, but i don't find this funny.
The wii has alot of capability, probably more then the ps2, and i don't know,but FF12 made me WOW at certain moments though.
Oh, and don't forget SMG.
Agreed with #6 and #16.
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The Wii is better than the PS3.....
... THERE!!! I SAID IT!!
EDIT: Just joking! No fanboy wars please ^_^
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#19, -hides for fanboy-wars-
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#18, Rational as in not taking things too seriously and not assuming that I made this out of malice or as a blatant attack on a system. Again, not saying the Wii has bad graphics. I'm saying it can't handle a game like Haze. Most of the time, Wii ports look kind of bad. Games for the Wii built from the ground up don't.
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so far only the first party nintendo games on wii (metroid prime 3, super mario galaxy, and a few others) have really impressed me graphic-wise on the wii. i think that developers really just haven't pushed it to its limits yet.
box=ok
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Well, I wasn't really trying to blow anyone away with this... XD
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Yeah, but my point was that the joke intended just wasn't funny, it was dumb and had been done to death.
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#24, xamplz plz.
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25, Wii has bad graphics? Really? Do I need to bother pulling up how many times people have said it?
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#26, That isn't the joke. In no way was I saying that the Wii has bad graphics.
It astounds me that even though I've stated that three times, that fact still escapes people.
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ok, you should have just made it that the joke was that it's all blurry because it's covered in haze. like... you can't see very well. That would have made people happier, and you know what, it would have made more sence too. sorry to post oldish boxes :O
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How was I supposed to know people were gonna freak out about this?!
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#2, you make no damn sense. You say the Wii has good graphics, but yet you made this box to make fun of the Wii's capabilities. The front is just blurred crap. This box isn't even close to being humorous. It's amazing how little things you have to do if you spent the time to make this.
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#31, you can stop saying "This box is so funny, I forgot to laugh" now...
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is not funny...wii have good graphics
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#33, LOL, what?
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#33, lol, Caveman speak.
Is not funny...have good graphics...OOGA OOGA!!
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