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Half - Price 2 box art cover
By avatar johnbronze 12 on May 13th, 2009

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johnbronze 12 [ 1 decade ago ]

Half-Price 2, playing it will whiten your socks and your skin as well!


It has been a while since my last box, and even though most of you don’t care, sorry for the wait. There are actually 2 reasons that lead to the forging of this: the first was that no one has ever done this before; and second, because Billy Mays has somewhat similar facial hair to Gordon Freeman’s. If you are wondering why the picture looks blotchy up close, it is because I thought that an oil-paint effect looked appropriate for a Half-Life themed box. This idea came up fairly quickly, and so did the box, so I apologize for the various editing flaws that you might notice, and that I had no idea about. Thank you for reading.
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CREDITS:
Template: Crayon Man
Gordon Freeman render: Planetrenders.com
Pretty much everything else: Google (lol, how predictable)

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RunawayRed 45 [ 1 decade ago ]

I laughed at "Oxybox."

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YamiGekusu 34 [ 1 decade ago ]

OH CRAP!!! XD Oh, man, I nearly died laughing at this.

Oxybox LOL

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johnbronze 12 [ 1 decade ago ]

#3, laughing in a good way?

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The Missing Link 13 [ 1 decade ago ]

Hmmm..... link

:P Lol, I know you didn't steal, and I admit, I think this is better than mine. I'll fav!

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johnbronze 12 [ 1 decade ago ]

#5, Well thank you! I actually searched the site for Billy Mays boxes before making this, and yours was the only one, until now that is.. Your box was good too.

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YamiGekusu 34 [ 1 decade ago ]

Yes, laughing in a good way. :)

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arooguy 25 [ 1 decade ago ]

Lol nice box. I hope there's no voice overs in this game though.

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coolguy753 26 [ 1 decade ago ]

#5, Blatant advertising is blatant.

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johnbronze 12 [ 1 decade ago ]

#9, illiterate commenter is illiterate.

Did you not read what he said? He made a Billy Mays box too, and was comparing it to mine. honestly, shucks.

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Ninty 43 [ 1 decade ago ]

BIIIIILLY Mays here...
With another faaaaantaaasiic prrrooooducct!

Nice box :D

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Nthn 21 [ 1 decade ago ]

Is that a commercial guy or something, I don't get it. :\
Is it american or something ?

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johnbronze 12 [ 1 decade ago ]

#12, ALL American. He is an infomercial host that is well known for his "yelling at you for thirty minutes to buy cleaning products" technique in the world of product pitching (selling something). He even has his own show: link

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johnbronze 12 [ 1 decade ago ]

Updated, 3D with a back, cool.

Just in case you cant read the bit of orange text on the back, it says:

While you were "away", the rebelling forces of the human population still alive in a reigon known as "City 17" have made a big mess in their attempts of escaping the area, guess who has to clean it up..

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Cheers!

(the back and spine temps were make by Roxi)

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jesse1994 1 [ 1 decade ago ]

rip billy mays
:'(

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