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"The pinnacle of videogaming"? What a sad joke. The twisted baron of mental deficiency and painful flower arrangements, theredlight, is behind this is he not? Yes, I can smell his foul stench all over this. No matter, I shall play along.
Well where to begin? This boxart is a pitiful rendition of my true and noble crusade (not to mention my haram spans VASTLY more than these dime a dozen harlots). The console titles themselves vary to an inane degree that only a brainless ape, face in his own feces could somehow make. And quite frankly I am utterly appalled that someone would dare make light of my righteous and holy crusade for the betterment of all artists on this fair website. Have I not brought peace to this land once? Well fear not, my fellow countrymen, the time is indeed nigh for the Necroboxer to return full force, and slay this wicked count of contempt, once and for all!

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